mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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Lets all just stop for a second.

inkweaverabc:

Boromir dies to save Merry and Pippin.

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The hobbits are later freed from the orcs because Eomer attacked

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Pippin goes on to save Faramir’s life

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And Merry to save Eowyn’s.

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Faramir and Eowyn then fall in love

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Thanks to Eomer and Boromir saving the hobbits, their siblings survived and ended up married.

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Now you may go weep.

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stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

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au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

  • Obama: Who am I?
  • FDR: You are the president
  • Obama: I dont know what that is
  • Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
  • Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
  • Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
  • Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
  • -Washington Appears-
  • Obama: Are you freedom?
  • Washington: No, but I can help you find her
  • Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

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sean-yo:

ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT

GIMME

sean-yo:

ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT

GIMME

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annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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jhenne-bean:

desidere:

Coming soon to Disney

BYEEEE

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cecilgershwinspalmer:

 

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

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literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

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