Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
Boromir dies to save Merry and Pippin.
The hobbits are later freed from the orcs because Eomer attacked
Pippin goes on to save Faramir’s life
And Merry to save Eowyn’s.
Faramir and Eowyn then fall in love
Thanks to Eomer and Boromir saving the hobbits, their siblings survived and ended up married.
Now you may go weep.
au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives
- Obama: Who am I?
- FDR: You are the president
- Obama: I dont know what that is
- Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
- Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
- Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
- Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
- -Washington Appears-
- Obama: Are you freedom?
- Washington: No, but I can help you find her
- Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax